"Thank you for calling 16-60-66. We're afraid they've been sent to the Abax Morgue and are scheduled for their autopsy at approximately [CURRENT TIME]. Please leave a brief message to be played at their memorial service or try your call again later."
[The accompanying song is an Abax selected ringtone.]
❊ ACTION
✆ PHONE CALL
✉ WRITTEN MESSAGE
☎ VOICE MAIL
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